Clipboards & Coffee Pillows

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'It's high time to make the boss clear that I'm the best employee ever!'

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

Landslide Hazard

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Decaf, Sid?"

"Shall make another pot?"

Safety Pin

Construction is fine, but I'm more interested in development.

'Bucky,I'm not going to duel you over a clipboard!'

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

Men have only one thing on their minds. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you say something?