Clinical Storyteller Pillows

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

What's an Imax cave?

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

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'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Marilyn's Rushmore

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

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'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Quentin Tarantino

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

A boy with a camera

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

David Hockney

"A homeless person ate my homework."

Christopher Nolan caricature

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"