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"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Virtual Lap Dancing

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Whatever."

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"Looks as though we got out just in time!"

Message in a bottle.

'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'

'Tell me if this hurts.'

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

"You're a very lucky man, Mr. David. Your insurance covers it."

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

Virtual Reality Check

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

'Faster, our past is catching up with us!'

5-6 Happy Hour. . . 6-7 Letdown Hour.

Astronaut Escapes Earthly Wars.

Castaway Building a Sand Bridge

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"