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'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I need to know who started it."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A child and his dog

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

Disorderlies

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"You stop it, now!"

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

"What?"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'How many kids do you actually have?'

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'Found her. Keeping her.'

Shoppers

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."