Clinic Chaos Enthusiast Mugs

'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"I need to know who started it."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

A child and his dog

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Chaos Theory Conference.

Disorderlies

"You stop it, now!"

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"What?"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'How many kids do you actually have?'

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

'Found her. Keeping her.'