Clinic Chaos Lover T-Shirts

'Things usually get knocked around in the waiting area when we see a new patient!'

Face painting.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Dog In Your Face Comics

Cinemuck

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

'Food fight!'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Disorderlies

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Fetching some bread

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

A mad scientist.

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'