Climate Conscious Gym Rat Pillows

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Gym Dog

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Early Exercise Machines

Battery lifting weights

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Shakespeare in the clink

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Body Building

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Ring for Service.

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Apocalliptical

'When I was your age I had a six pack, now I have a two four.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'