Climate-conscious Caregiver Gifts

Children's Books for the New Era

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

Hey, anyone? I'd like some attention. Waaaaa!! You okay, baby? Now I see how this works.

"They grow up too fast."

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

Lion in Winter

Family courts.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'It never fails to stop him crying - handing him the phone.'

Responsibility

"You've got a lousy bedside manner"

"I just hope that when your mother is as old as I am you'll be able to help figure out Medicare Part D."

A baby watching coronaviruses on television

'Well,one of us is definitely lost...'

"I hate airplane food!"

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

'Is it contagious, doctor?'

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

"Cathy, this will be an easy sleepover for you - Ben doesn't take any medications at all."

My Mother Is Dead But Her Body Is Still Alive

"But it's been five whole minutes! How can you still be mad?"

"Mum...I have to do number five million, seven hundred and twenty seven thousand, six hundred and twenty ones!"

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

Tony Blair aged 2 1/2

Nurse's Aide Station

"This bath obsession you have is doing nothing to reduce our carbon footprint."

"I'm here to turn myself in."