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"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Experts through the ages.

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

Musical Bicycle.

'How was your holiday?'

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

snowman hitchhiking

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

Unsuitable clothing.

"We've got a storage cloudburst here...it's raining confidential stats and logs!"

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Global Warming Penguin

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

Global warming causing the spread of deserts

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

The First Church of the Ethanol Subsidy.

"Save yourselves! Climb our corporate ladder!"

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?"

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

"We're awaiting our editors' inputs before we release the new IPCC climate recommendations to the press."

'Oh no. Another major decision on what sort of HVAC system to install?'

Main St Ottowa

'No ice for me thanks, I'm sick of ice everywhere..'

Air conditioner.

"It's too hot in here. Can you turn up the air conditioner?"