Climate Change Skeptic Mugs

'Once again, there is no conclusive evidence of climate change. From Fairbanks, Alaska, this is Joe Matthews reporting.'

"I told you the build-a-berg group was real."

"This climate change worries me. It's only the middle of April and it's already up to minus 20."

"Phyllis and I think this whole global warming thing is just a big crock!. . ."

"Look, I'm no scientist, and I may not know what 'consensus' means, but I think we should all start eating coal."

"I put all my money into swimsuit manufacturing stock and went bankrupt...can I sue myself for being stupid enough to believe in global warming?"

"The Chinese global warming hoax!"

"It's a coverup. Follow the money."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'You're in denial.'

"Now that the climate change hysteria is over, I can just sit back and relax."

"Our climate denialists conference has been cancelled due to a typhoon warning."

"According to my calculations, the world's water level will not rise due to global warming!"

"What do THEY know. . . I'm the one with the big brain."

Climate Change is a Hoax

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

Scarcity

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Carbon capture and storage

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

Bigfoot Carbon Footprint.

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"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"