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"Stop teasing the lemmings, dear."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Adventures of God

Rock Climber

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

Bad times to sneeze

'You are doing it wrong.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"The guy's a natural!"

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'Steroids.'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'

Lemmings and Ralph

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.