Client Appreciation Pillows

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"Could I ask just one question?"

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

Higher wisdom...

'A dog ate my homework.'

'Maths is fun!'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Presentation: Any questions?

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Child: 'If I've got five oranges, and you take away two, wouldn't that be stealing Miss?'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.