Clickaholic T-Shirts

Employee in cubicle with sign in front of computer 'Days since online purchase.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

New Shoes.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."