'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'
Click-and-choose Champ Pillows
Add a touch of personality to their space with a pillow that embodies the playful and inventive nature of the click-and-choose champ. Cozy, colorful, and inspiring—perfect for home or office.
"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."
'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'
Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar
'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'
'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'
Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.
Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!
Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.
At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.
The world at stake...
'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'
How to choose...
'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'
'More options!'
Nature Scents Research Department.
Failure - Success
"So, how about all this global warming business, eh?"
Woman works late.
"Love them rays, Chief."
'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'
A man carves a totem pole
Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'
Elevator buttons: Up, Down, Out of Bounds.
'I mean, if you started to worry about rising sea levels you start to worry about everything. . . Am I right?'
Protect the Ecology - Stay Indoors!
'Trying to think of a word for two weeks? How about 'fortnight'?'
Inner Debate Club.
Buffing Cars.
'Would it be possible to have my husband recycled?'
"Lots of choice, isn't there!"
"Gaudeamus igitur, Juvenes dum sumus; Post jucundam juventutem, post molestam senectutem nos habebit humus."
Apple Kids
'...There's something about rescued dogs - they're just eager to please.'
'True, but it's very accurate!'
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Click-and-choose Champ Mugs
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