Clever Twist Admirer Pillows

'Well - we are catfish.'

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

The Final Selfie

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

If Shakespeare were alive today

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

"Do you know what time they open love?"

"I think he must have had a death wish"

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Goldilocks and the Three Little Pigs

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

'Goliath! Spent force - Lifetime of drug fuelled addiction. His headline grabbing misdemeanours have sapped his energies.'

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'Wh...what? House of straw? House of sticks? But that was so long ago!'

"According to this, prince Charming is divorcing Cinderella. He says he was forced into the marriage by his father,and that he's always secretly loved one of her ugly sisters."

An unexpected development during round three of the annual nuclear physics play-off.

Moles hiding on a scarecrow.

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

Gun shop owner dies from arrow in back.

'It's not rain!...It's KONG!'

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.