Clever Question Enthusiast Gifts

'People often regret the things they didn't do more than the things they did do. Is it fair to say you have no regrets?'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

The Month of July

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

Children's questions

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Curious George, Dad

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Funky Facts:Schools.

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

Another Cerebral Question. The future is right in front of us and we can't see it. The past is behind us and we can see it. What kind of logic is that?!

'Surely somebody must know why we're here?'

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

"Mind if I ask a Bloody Good Question?"

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"