Clever Canines Admirer Pillows

Dog taking newspaper from post box.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Meow"

No, I don

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

I'm sure it's fake.

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

There are no rats with collars...

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Canine Comedians

Fifty Shades of Gray

Flea Philosophy.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Okay, who's purring?"

Dogs and Chickens

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Hyenas as Pets

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

It's for you.

"Wow, these are good!"

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

"I love it!"