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"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Staff support"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

In and Out Tray

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Cleric with bible briefcase.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Literary Canines.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"You have word-ill."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

This is forever... till death do us part...

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

Cow of BEEF

'This is a job for a consultant.'

How a poet works

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

Bishops Snooker