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"No thanks. 'The bald spot' is supposed to be there."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Staff support"

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Golfing Bishop.

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

In and Out Tray

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Cleric with bible briefcase.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

A child interrupting family prayers

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."