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"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Where's my glove?'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

Spring Cleaning

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

Spring cleaning.

"Dr. Green...5 second rule...stat!"

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

"Thank God!"

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Junior's Towel

The Messy Sink

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'I see the Maids have been in!'

Super glue hoovering

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"