Cleanroom Stickler Mugs

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Where's my glove?'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Spring Cleaning

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

Spring cleaning.

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

'I see the Maids have been in!'

Junior's Towel

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Thank God!"

The Messy Sink

Super glue hoovering

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'