Cleanroom Manager Mugs

'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

The Suite Hereafter

Mini Bar

Dust Bunny

Zagat Rated.

No early morning tea past this landing

Mad cleaning robot.

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

'Bed & Bagel'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'What if I promise not to look?'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Seal blubber stew

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Landing That Tough Account

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"