Cleanroom Manager Mugs

'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

The Suite Hereafter

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Mini Bar

Dust Bunny

'What if I promise not to look?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Mad cleaning robot.

Zagat Rated.

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

'Bed & Bagel'

No early morning tea past this landing

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Landing That Tough Account

The trips postponed by La Covid continue