Floor Manager Mugs

Floor manager.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'Office' block tightening it's belt

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

High security Santa's grotto

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Organization is not rocket science!

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Bullseye!

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'