Housekeeping Staff Mugs

Dust Bunny

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I didn't spark joy."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Kitchen Kapers

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"I had to skip my workout."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

Prawn Cocktail Please

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Cooking'

Cook and her Maids

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Chef copy robot

Bathroom Fairy

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'