Hospitality Staff Mugs

DIY Bed&Breakfast

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

Coffee Cartoon - Fair Trade

'I don't like to complain, but I ordered the cod.'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"A sizable gratuity always helps."

"Do you have anything with a view of God?"

"Our chef recommends I 'get a haircut and lose the wise-guy attitude.'"

'Sorry buddy, read the sign.'

'Oh, I was hoping '8G on the potato salad' was code for some lewd act you were suggesting.'

"Don't be silly!He's the doorman"

Facilities for children in a hotel.

'Can't you get it into your head you don't work on the Orient Express now !'

"No, everything isn't to my satisfaction. Some annoying bloke in a bow tie keeps interrupting my meal to ask if 'everything is to my satisfaction'."

"Harry and Meghan will be staying with us for a week. Ready a room!"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Cardiac Recovery.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Valet park only"