Cleaning Strategist Pillows

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Population rocket

The household cavalry

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

In the art gallery

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'My mom invented baths!'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

Global Warming Trade Fair: Turning Climate Change Into An Investment Opportunity.

Medieval Torture

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Human Dust Buster

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

"Ok, ok, I'll use a bloody coaster!"