Cleaning Hack Advocate Gifts

"A woman's work is never done...unless she uses paper plates and plastic forks!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

The Cougher

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

In the art gallery

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Cleaning Lockers.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'