Clean Shaven Champions T-Shirts

"You need a haircut and a shave."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

My Life in Beards.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Billy's clean room.

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Nature Scents Research Department.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Now wash your hands.

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

A woman's work is never done.

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'