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The other mark of Zorro.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

TV and cleaner

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

In the art gallery

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'My mom invented baths!'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."