Clean Language Enthusiast Gifts

'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Staff Yearbook

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'