Clean-freaks Who Hate Bugs T-Shirts

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Wash your hands

TV and cleaner

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"As soon as Pete woke from hibernation, he got down to some 'spring cleaning'...."