Clean-freaks Who Hate Bugs Mugs

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

Moses separating his Laundry.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

TV and cleaner

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Wash your hands

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'It's like all I do is pick up after him.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

'Crumbs everywhere!'

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

Spring Cleaning