Classroom Chaos Explorer Pillows

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

Back to School

'He has a learning disorder.'

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

'Did I throw which spitball?'

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'Why? The year just started! She's not in any trouble. . . Ok. . . yet.'

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

Announcement over school PA: 'We're going to begin this week with an all-school search for Mr. Ridley - last Friday's substitute teacher.'

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

'Ok, who threw that?'

'Since I put you on report Tuesday, Simkins, I've collected this lot!'

'Topping it all off, parents now want us to see if we can bring in UN Peace Keepers.'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

History Class Moved to Room 318. The class relocated because of this mess. The pipe breaking was a "history changing" event.

"Every day it's the same. My class starts out as Sesame Street and ends up as Jerry Springer."

'I'm afraid Miss Johnson has lost control of her class!'

For days when students are simply out of control, teachers at Callaway Junior High are equipped with ejection seats and parachutes.

"I think Mr. Jackson is dismissing the class!"

"This is going to be a fun year."

'It was animal day at school...I had a dog, Merry had a cat, Robert had a tarantula, and the teacher had a cow.'

"Daniel Mitchell bit me. Does our dental plan cover that?"

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

"I can't believe I got an advanced degree for this!"

"If we could do anything right now...? We'd return to our respective homes and forget we'd ever met."

"Alright, who was it? I said no one is to make a peep!"

"It's only the first day, so I haven't had a chance to learn all your names yet!"

'This is not the seating plan your teacher left me.'

'I know it's your first day, Ms. Smith. Come down, the high standards we set will all fall into place, besides they're just kindergartners.'