Classroom Chaos Lovers Pillows

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

'He has a learning disorder.'

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

'Did I throw which spitball?'

'Why? The year just started! She's not in any trouble. . . Ok. . . yet.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

A small clown sits at the back of a class room - 'Mr Jenkins, do you always have to be the class clown?!'

Announcement over school PA: 'We're going to begin this week with an all-school search for Mr. Ridley - last Friday's substitute teacher.'

'Ok, who threw that?'

Never declare a food fight on artichoke day!

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Topping it all off, parents now want us to see if we can bring in UN Peace Keepers.'

'Since I put you on report Tuesday, Simkins, I've collected this lot!'

'I'm afraid Miss Johnson has lost control of her class!'

'It was animal day at school...I had a dog, Merry had a cat, Robert had a tarantula, and the teacher had a cow.'

"This is going to be a fun year."

"I think Mr. Jackson is dismissing the class!"

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

Police Training School.

"Alright, who was it? I said no one is to make a peep!"

"Daniel Mitchell bit me. Does our dental plan cover that?"

"I can't believe I got an advanced degree for this!"

"It's only the first day, so I haven't had a chance to learn all your names yet!"

'This is not the seating plan your teacher left me.'

"Was there a report that my class was unruly when the substitute teacher filled in for me?"