Classical Revelry Mugs

A Symphony of Penguins

Theorbo

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Joust Sharpener

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

The New Year's Dance

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Here comes our order.'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Vitruvian Manatee

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Dogs play the double bass

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

Titian

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Christmas Fatigue.

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

Early Photobomb

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

'Deliveries will be a little later than usual this year...'

"Umm ... I'm allergic to milk but not cabernet."

The Fourth Day of Christmas

Crumhorn

"That's a good height for social distancing."

Christmas drinker