Classical Revelry Pillows

A Symphony of Penguins

Theorbo

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Joust Sharpener

Happy Valentine's Day.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

The New Year's Dance

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Here comes our order.'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Vitruvian Manatee

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Dogs play the double bass

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

Titian

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

Christmas Fatigue.

Early Photobomb

Three Wise Men

The Fourth Day of Christmas

Crumhorn

'Deliveries will be a little later than usual this year...'

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, it was straight shots all the way.

"That's a good height for social distancing."