Renaissance Reverie Mugs

Titian

You're my Mona Lisa.

A Symphony of Penguins

Madonna of the Pukes.

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Sistine Selfie

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

The Death Of Venus

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

This man is an island.

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Hans Holbein

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Vitruvian Manatee

Shakespeare

You're my Mona Lisa.

Francois Rabelais

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'What?'

Museum. Fedal System. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following the middle ages!

"...And supposing you do repress it, Leonardo? Somebody else is certain to come across it again in a few years."

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

Tintoretto

'You never smile at me like that!'

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."