Classical Paintings Prints

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Creation of Adam

You're my Mona Lisa.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"The overthinker"

The Selfie

Mark Zuckerberg

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Raphael

Et in Arcadia Ego

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

This man is an island.

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

Don Quichotte

Football Sculpture.

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

American Gothic Selfie

Sculptor's chippings

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."