Classic Art Prints

Art Vandalism

"Yes, but is it art?"

Nude painting

Achieving symmetry.

First aid and sculpture

"No way Jose! I remember what happened the last time you got me to pull your finger!"

Rokeby Venus

You're my Mona Lisa.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The DaVinci Code

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"The overthinker"

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Mark Zuckerberg

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Diego Velasquez

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

"Habanero ..."

American Gothic Selfie

Sculptor's chippings

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Visuals by Frans Hals.

The drinker.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

The Battle of the Pictures.