Classical Kid T-Shirts

Baby

A Symphony of Penguins

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Culture Saturday

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Felix Mendelssohn

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Piano Keyboard

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

'All good things must come to an end.'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

I will be Bach.

Gustav Holst

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Sergei Taneyev

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Fricka arrives.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.