Classic Stories Fan Pillows

Chicken lies dead under the sky that has fallen on her.

Frank and Ernest's Updated Fairy Tales. If you insist on glass slippers, I'm going to need a pedicure.

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

'They say he was a bit cracked anyway.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Yes, all at once!'

Don Quixote

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Upper West Side Story

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Mom dwarves.

William Tell

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Long Johns Silver."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"No, let down your hair!"

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"