Classic Stories Fan Pillows

Chicken lies dead under the sky that has fallen on her.

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

'They say he was a bit cracked anyway.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Yes, all at once!'

Don Quixote

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Upper West Side Story

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

William Tell

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

"Long Johns Silver."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"No, let down your hair!"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

'But, Marshal, if I'da built the gallows any higher, ol' Mad Dog here mighta got seriously hurt!'