Classic Story Enthusiasts Pillows

"This is the three bears. We can't come to the phone now because we're hibernating."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Yes, all at once!'

Don Quixote

Falstaff

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

William Tell

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Long Johns Silver."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"No, let down your hair!"

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Peter

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

Social media in fairy tales

Hans Brinker - the early years.