Classic Story Fans Pillows

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

Dish ran away with the spoon

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Yes, all at once!'

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Upper West Side Story

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

William Tell

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Mom dwarves.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

Giant Headless Horseman

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Peter

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

'....And that wont wake me either.'

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'