Classic Rock Junkie T-Shirts

'There's been complaints from the neighbours concerning loud music...'

Glastonbury. After.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Old rocker.

"Free Bird!"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Large print rock'n'roll section

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Old songs made new

Concert still in progress