Classic Rock Junkie T-Shirts

'There's been complaints from the neighbours concerning loud music...'

Glastonbury. After.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

ZZZZZZZ Top

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Old rocker.

"Free Bird!"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Large print rock'n'roll section

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Mark Knopfler.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Jimmy Page.

Ringo Starr

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ray Davies

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Ozzy Osbourne

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

Neil Young

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Nick Cave

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Adam Levine

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

Concert still in progress