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"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

Honoré de Balzac

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Sock Puppet in Literature

Jorge Luis Borges

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

A.M Gorky

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"Call me Ishmael."

"You'll never believe who's here."

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Collected works

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Moby Dick.

"It's by A.I. Milne."

Graham Greene

Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.

'The first act of air rage'

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

F. Scott Fitzgerald

"You have the Hum bug.'

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."