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"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

Honoré de Balzac

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Sock Puppet in Literature

Jorge Luis Borges

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

A.M Gorky

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"Call me Ishmael."

"You'll never believe who's here."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

Graham Greene

"It's by A.I. Milne."

Moby Dick.

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.

'The first act of air rage'

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

"You have the Hum bug.'