Classic Horror Trope Lover Gifts

Warning: If you are reading this sign, you are about to be brutally attacked by a knife-wielding, psychotic, maniacal, dangerous serial killer who is standing directly behind you.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Giant slug attacks a city

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'Frankendumpty'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

Honey, you've got a lot of explaining to do!

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.