Classic Horror Trope Lover Gifts

Warning: If you are reading this sign, you are about to be brutally attacked by a knife-wielding, psychotic, maniacal, dangerous serial killer who is standing directly behind you.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Giant slug attacks a city

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'Frankendumpty'

Bram Stoker

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

" ...so I said, 'what the heck', and installed an MP3 player too."

Honey, you've got a lot of explaining to do!

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.