Classic Holiday Character Lover Gifts

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

O Christmas Tea

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"Maybe this year..."

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'Happy New Year!'

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

Elf of the Month

'I love holidays!'

Shelf on an Elf

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

Happy St Pancakes Day!

T'was the night before the night before Christmas.

Steampunk Santa

Darning the Stockings

These single cruises are great - how else would we have met?

Boy Prays for a Full Stocking

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

'The Christ Child'

'I'm prepared to do something different as long as it offers me the same 364 days off a year.'