Christmas Character Fan Gifts

'No, I don't want to see your personal interpretation of the role. Just stand there and say, ho, ho, ho!'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Easter Candy Island.

Santa's wash day.

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Halloween sculptor

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

'Santas Ponzi Scheme'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

Rudolph's after-Christmas job