Classic Country Fan Mugs

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

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"That was definitely mine."

"I'm putting you on country music."

Towny Music Night.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

Last Chance for Everything.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

A chicken coop goal.

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

The Invention of Country Music.

Cowpunk

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'