'We're a very exclusive private school. Your son will be our only student.'
Class Size Enthusiast Gifts
Are you passionate about maintaining ideal class sizes? Our collection offers fun and thoughtful items perfect for educators, students, or anyone who appreciates the importance of balanced classrooms. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find gifts that speak to your commitment to quality education and smaller classes.
Ethics exam cheater.
Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'
'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'
'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'
'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'
'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'
"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"
"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."
'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''
'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'
Young Dr. Dolittle.
'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'
"In economics, I got an IOU."
"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."
'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'
"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"
"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."
'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''
"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"
Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!
''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'
Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!
"I lettered in spelling."
"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."
'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'
I need to set upmy own company.
Orchestra Class Air Guitar.
'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'
"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.
Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'
'Chewing cud, Steven? Well, I hope you brought enough for the whole class!'
"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"
Caution May Contain Nuts.
Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.
Class Size Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Class Size Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate education and balanced classrooms—perfect for starting your day with a motivational sip.
Class Size Enthusiast Pillows
Discover pillows with witty educational messages and designs that emphasize the importance of smaller class sizes—comfort and humor combined.
Class Size Enthusiast Prints
Browse our selection of prints that highlight the value of balanced classrooms and quality education—ideal for educators and advocates alike.
Class Size Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that proudly display your enthusiasm for ideal class sizes and quality teaching—wear your passion with pride.